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Sunday, September 4, 2011

Sexy Saturdays: Shyness, be gone!

Ladies and Gents,

I cannot tell you how many people come into work and are shy about why they are there. They attempt to sneak in, keep their faces hidden, eyes down cast, grab what they are after and pay as quickly as possible and hit the road. I just wanted to put this out there: There is NOTHING to be ashamed of!

For starters, there is nothing you can tell me, ask me, etc that I have not heard probably twice before. You are a man that likes wearing ladies lingerie? Okay. You want the largest fake penis that we carry? Great, it's over there. You want movies involving mature milfs being naughty? Second Section, third shelf. Really, it is no big deal. Gay, Lesbian, Straight, Old, Young, Male, Female... no big deal. I have a 92 year old customer... yes, she is still having sex at 92. We should all be so lucky! Long story short, I am not going to judge you. If you are interested in anal play and you want anal beads, lubricant (use silicone based lube!) and desensitizing gel (a little dab will do ya), then that is fine! No judgement, just customer service.

Secondly, I'm not sure if you are aware of this but... SEX HAPPENS! All the time. All day every day. Someone is having sex right now as we speak. People have sex... it was taboo in the past but in modern times, it is just a past time that is to be enjoyed between consenting adults (sorry kiddies, no judging, but also not condoning kiddie porn or underage sex... nothing personal) and it's going to happen sooner or later. Why not be ready and able to enjoy it?

At any rate, I know this blog is a day late (long story, but busy weekend) but please, do not deprive yourself from a good shopping experience or from being able to fully enjoy a sexual encounter because you were too shy to ask a sales associate which lube is best for sensitive skin.

As always, if you have any questions, comments or concerns post and I will address them in future blogs.

Sweet Tea and Cookie's Ya'll!
Mrs. Belle

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2 comments:

  1. Interestingly enough, I was in your store yesterday. My husband tried one of those rope whip things on my ass BEFORE we noticed the sign that said "DO NOT HIT EACH OTHER WITH THE WHIPS". Sorry!!!! LOL.

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  2. Haha! Which store did you go in to? I don't think we have a sign up at the one I work at. So, no worries! :)

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